Maybe I am. I don't like movies, I don't like drugs and I only drink occasionally. All my friends are the opposite of that. I'd rather go to the park and play on the equipment until 4am than go out drink and puke my guts up until 4am.

Anyway, on a brighter note. I found my friend/co-workers, Henry, Employee Self Evaluation. It cracked me up. It goes like this:

1. What is your current position in the store? Food server

2. What tests have you passed? Slicer

3. What would you like to grow to be? Rich

4. Why? Money

5. How do you like your job? It's a load of fun in the sun

6. How many shifts have you ever missed when you were shceduled? Maybe 1 or 2

7. What are three of your most important goals? Money, girls, money.

8. How would you rate the management on a scale of 1-10? 8

9. Do you feel you are being paid fairly? Yes

10. How do you get along with fellow employees? Well

11. How do you get along with management? Well

12. Do you feel you have a positive attitude? Most of the time

13. How can we help you grow? Steroids

14. What are five areas you need to improve in?

-My hair looks funny

-I have pimples

-I'm poor

-I'm a slow slicer

-I need to wash my work shirts more often

15. Do you see any personal problems in the store? Yes, between others and Lee doesn't wear deoderant

16. What would you change in this store if you were manager? My wages. Just kidding

17. Please give five suggestions you would like to see done in this store:

-A TV

-A CD player

-Bacon

-More free food

-Less bickering- it annoys the crap out of me.

I don't know, that really cracked me the fuck up but maybe you have to know him to find this funny.

Anyways, my eyes are starting to water from staring at this damned screen. Adios.

-n0fx